Winner of the 2026 Best Comedy ARIA

Ever wondered what sort of a police officer you might make?

In Series 4-6, Alfie dives into deeper topics than before. How many times were you filmed without your knowledge today? What is the legacy of ASBOs? Alfie takes the audience with him as he navigates the twisted world of government surveillance.

Alfie Moore spent 18 years on the Humberside police force before turning to stand-up comedy. In each episode of this live stand-up show, he takes his audience through a scenario based on a real-life case and tasks them with deciding how they would have acted in the circumstances.

Along the way Alfie spills the beans on what it's really like to be one of Britain's finest, tells us some great anecdotes about law breakers and makers that he's come across and gets his audience to divulge secrets about their own, sometimes less than strictly law-abiding lives.

Series 4:
1. The Wrath of Zeus
2. Office Banter
3. Hedgerow Hedge Row
4. Pass the Person
5. Misper Mervyn

Series 5:
1. Police Complaints
2. Babysitter
3. Wild Westwood
4. Informant

Series 6:
1. Dog Theft
2. Malicious Communication
3. Sudden Death
4. Vehicle Stop
5. Exposure
6. Policing Covid

Written and performed by Alfie Moore.
Produced by Alison Vernon-Smith.

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