I’ve Never Done This Before (Except for the Last Time)

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.

Let’s face it: when it comes to sex in a long-term relationship, you think you’ve got it all figured out. Until you realise you’re saying things like, “Wait, how do we do this again?” Or worse, “I swear we’ve been in this position before… like, exactly this position.”

In I’ve Never Done This Before (Except for the Last Time), Fran Preston takes a hilarious and refreshingly candid look at the moments when you and your partner definitely have done this before, but still manage to get it spectacularly wrong. Whether it’s rekindling the spark or stumbling through a series of awkward attempts to reignite the passion, Fran explores the moments where intimacy, sex, and love get complicated—and where all the mess and laughter make it so much better.

This book is a funny, relatable guide for anyone who’s ever thought, “Haven’t we done this before?” but in that moment, realised that maybe that’s the beauty of a long-term relationship. With humour, a dash of vulnerability, and plenty of real-life moments, Fran reminds us that sex doesn’t have to be perfect—it just needs to be real.

Because sometimes, the best moments aren’t about doing it right—they’re about doing it together.