Je Ne Parle Pas Français

'Je ne parle pas français' is a short story by Katherine Mansfield. She began it at the end of January 1918, and finished it by February 10. It was first published by the Heron Press in early 1920, and an excised version was published in Bliss and Other Stories later that year.
A French writer describes his encounter with an English writer, and the consequences thereof.