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Just Stab Me Now

Author:
Jill Bearup
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Jill Bearup
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Ratings
Book
5
Narrator
4
Release Date
September 29, 2025
Duration
8 hours 11 minutes
Summary
A desperate mother. A dubious escort. And a deranged author who won’t leave them alone.

Caroline Lindley is determined that her new romance novel will be her best one yet. Fantasy! Formal gowns! Fencing! And, of course, a twentysomething heroine to star in an enemies-to-lovers plot with all of Caroline’s favourite tropes.

But Lady Rosamund Hawkhurst is a thirty-six-year-old widow with two children, her sole focus is facilitating a peace treaty between her adopted nation and her homeland, and she flatly refuses to take the correct approach to there being Only One Bed.

What’s an author to do?

Based on her popular Fantasy Heroine YouTube Shorts series, Jill Bearup’s debut novel brings us the best of worlds both meta and medieval-inspired. Terry Pratchett aficionados will enjoy the political intrigue paired with convivial, tongue-in-cheek satire. And then there's the slow-burn, fade-to-black romance too . . .

If you loved Stranger Than Fiction and The Princess Bride, you will soon find yourself cheering on enemies-to-BFFs Rosamund and Caroline as together they learn what it means to be the hero of your own story.
Reviews
Profile Avatar Sarah P. May 2026

This story is fun and creative! The narration elevates the story so much! Loved this one!

Profile Avatar Anonymous Dec 2025

It's so fun to see how the videos has managed to become an actual book that's still compelling even when you know the story

Profile Avatar Rebecca Nov 2025

Funny and charming, just stab

Just Stab Me Now

Just Stab Me Now

Author: Jill Bearup
Read by: Jill Bearup
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