Kiss Bang Boom - The Abridged Version

A guy, a gal, and a hitman walk into the forest...

Math teacher and part-time adult swing dance instructor, Paige Morgan, witnesses the murder of one of her dance students, a Federal Judge. Paige escapes only to be stalked by the murderer. Then her hunky but grumpy neighbor Riley offers help. The same neighbor who publicly humiliated her after a kiss under the mistletoe at last year’s Christmas party. Riley has his own doubts about Paige, after all, the consequences of the mistletoe kiss cost him over $1000 in legal fees, a black eye, and his favorite sweatshirt; but it did successfully end a toxic relationship.

But when the gunman shows up at Paige’s apartment, Riley has to help. Worse, the police now consider her a suspect in the judge’s murder. They need to prove her innocence before the killer finds them.

This is the abridged version - think PG, or de-spiced, or all the sexual tension without sex on the page.