READ BY LOUISE RENNISON. Brilliantly funny, Louise Rennison’s fabby third audiobook download on the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson.


Jas said, 'Well, what happened?'
And I said, 'Well, it was beyond marvy. We talked and snogged and then he made me a sandwich and we snogged and then he played me a record and then we snogged.'
'So it was like…'
'Yeah… a snogging fest.'
'Sacré bleu!'
Jas looked like she was thinking which is a) unusual and b) scary.
I said, 'But then this weird thing happened. He had his hands on my waist, standing behind me.'
'Oo-er…'
'D-accord. Anyway, I turned round and he sort of leaped out of the way like two short leaping things.'
'Was he dancing?'
'No… I think he was frightened of being knocked out by my nunga-nungas…'
Then we both laughed like loons on loon tablets (i.e. A LOT).