The Last Massage & The Fall Of The Emperor

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.

The Last Massage

Fred, the king of the earth and Lakelandite go to a day spa where people keep dying to solve the case of who is killing the guests who will end up dead.


The Fall Of The Emperor

In the dark recesses of a cupboard, Fred Alexander, the unlikeliest King of Earth and Emperor of the Universe, finds himself shockingly alive—again. After a night of excessive revelry, he awakens naked, trapped, and battered by an unseen foe determined to dispose of him. With a peculiar trait that defies death, Fred is doomed to face his would-be killer repeatedly. As blood spills and bewildering encounters unfold, he must grapple with his fate while navigating an empire on the brink of chaos. Can a naked alien magician outsmart his own demise, or will he succumb to the whims of a botched assassination? Join Fred on a wild ride of humor, magic, and existential dread!