Lights Off, Socks On

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.

After years of shared breakfasts, household chores, and the occasional heated discussion about who left the laundry basket again, the intimacy in a relationship can start to look a little different. For better or for worse. Mostly for worse when someone forgets to turn off the lights… and still wears socks in bed.

In Lights Off, Socks On, Fran Preston tackles the quirky and hilariously relatable side of keeping the spark alive when comfort, routine, and a serious lack of time for anything private have taken over your bedroom. With sharp wit and a dash of cheekiness, Fran explores what happens when love evolves from passionate first date energy to “hey, are we really still doing this?”—but in the best way possible.

From the hilarious awkwardness of accidentally saying the wrong name (it happens more often than you think) to discovering just how many ways two people can redefine intimacy, this book is a playful, honest, and sometimes totally cringe-worthy journey through the evolution of sex and love in a long-term relationship.

Because no matter how many times you both reach for the light switch, love—and sex—are still very much on the table. Socks optional.