Lipstick, Lies & Emergency Exits

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.

Some dates are magical. Others involve false advertising, fake charm, and a slow realisation that you’re trapped in a conversation about cryptocurrency with a man who just called his ex “crazy” for the third time.

Lipstick, Lies & Emergency Exits is Fran Preston’s hilarious, heartfelt guide to escaping the dates that go from awkward to apocalyptic. From spotting the early warning signs to perfecting the art of the polite-but-firm exit (or, when required, the full-blown toilet window escape plan), Fran’s got your back when things go very wrong, very fast.

Packed with real-life horror stories, survival tips, and permission to absolutely leave when you feel like it, this book is for anyone who’s ever reapplied their lipstick in a pub toilet while whispering “never again.”

Because not every date deserves a second drink. Or even the end of the first one.