Planet Earth burns in nuclear flame.



But The System was kind and wise enough to transfer all its little humans into a new world.



Everyone has been granted a new name, a starting bonus, and a rousing kick up the backside.



Some got a sword, some a crown, and me . . .



A potato?!



How am I supposed to take over the world with this thing?



System, are you sure you're so kind and wise after all?