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Mean Baby: A Memoir of Growing Up

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Selma Blair
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Selma Blair
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Ratings
Book
34
Narrator
15
Release Date
May 17, 2022
Duration
9 hours 43 minutes
Summary
NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER • Selma Blair has played many roles: Ingenue in Cruel Intentions. Preppy ice queen in Legally Blonde. Muse to Karl Lagerfeld. Advocate for the multiple sclerosis community. But before all of that, Selma was known best as … a mean baby. In a memoir that is as wildly funny as it is emotionally shattering, Blair tells the captivating story of growing up and finding her truth.             
 
'Blair is a rebel, an artist, and it turns out: a writer.' —Glennon Doyle, Author of the #1 New York Times Bestseller Untamed and Founder of Together Rising

The first story Selma Blair Beitner ever heard about herself is that she was a mean, mean baby. With her mouth pulled in a perpetual snarl and a head so furry it had to be rubbed to make way for her forehead, Selma spent years living up to her terrible reputation: biting her sisters, lying spontaneously, getting drunk from Passover wine at the age of seven, and behaving dramatically so that she would be the center of attention.
 
Although Selma went on to become a celebrated Hollywood actress and model, she could never quite shake the periods of darkness that overtook her, the certainty that there was a great mystery at the heart of her life. She often felt like her arms might be on fire, a sensation not unlike electric shocks, and she secretly drank to escape.
 
Over the course of this beautiful and, at times, devasting memoir, Selma lays bare her addiction to alcohol, her devotion to her brilliant and complicated mother, and the moments she flirted with death. There is brutal violence, passionate love, true friendship, the gift of motherhood, and, finally, the surprising salvation of a multiple sclerosis diagnosis.
 
In a voice that is powerfully original, fiercely intelligent, and full of hard-won wisdom, Selma Blair’s Mean Baby is a deeply human memoir and a true literary achievement. 
Reviews
Profile Avatar Anonymous Jun 2022

I absolutely loved this book! I laughed, I cried, I related, Blair was so incredibly raw and authentic. I never wanted this book to end, I wish her so much love and light.

Profile Avatar John D. Jul 2024

Captivating; a true appreciation for this truly wonderful person, I love Selma

Profile Avatar Jennifer P. Dec 2022

Amazing- filled with emotion

Profile Avatar Christi P Aug 2025

Sad story of a girl so desperate for her mother’s love . She is talented and very pretty but almost nothing she did was acceptable to her mom . Sadly I’ve known many women like this and they all have horrible health issues. Mothers be good to your daughters. It’s amazing the suffering that the human body and spirit will endure in this life .. we cling to life even tho it’s so painful , in order to feel the good parts .

Mean Baby: A Memoir of Growing Up

Mean Baby: A Memoir of Growing Up

Author: Selma Blair
Read by: Selma Blair
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