Middle C and Rock Bottom

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.

Eddie Langford always believed he was destined for greatness—just not in the soul-crushing world of office jobs and polite small talk. So, he quits. No more spreadsheets, no more fluorescent lighting—just him, his piano, and a dream of making it big on the jazz scene.

There’s just one problem: nobody seems to be looking for a slightly out-of-practice pianist with a mild drinking habit and a tendency to oversleep. As Eddie fumbles through late-night gigs in empty bars, disastrous dating attempts, and a mounting pile of unpaid bills, reality hits harder than a missed chord change.

When he's forced to move back in with his disapproving parents at 32, Eddie must face the music—both figuratively and literally. Is he doomed to a life of ramen noodles and regret, or can he find a way to turn his passion into something resembling a career?

A sharp, laugh-out-loud comedy about chasing your dreams, dodging your responsibilities, and figuring out how to play life in the right key.