From the New York Times bestselling author Ralph Lazar, a hilarious action comedy about Dash Candoo, who must defeat extraordinary foes each and every school day.

It REALLY annoys me when one gets into a Total Mayhem Situation before breakfast.Which is exactly what happened to me this morning. And I was still in my pajamas!When the forces of chaos interrupt the most important meal of Dash's day and conspire against him, his friends, his school, histown, and indeed the entire planet, Dash needs to take things into his own hands, and some crazy stuff starts to happen.