Aliens came to Earth to abduct our women, but it backfired. Now they're returning them, and I'm in charge of shuttling women back from orbit.



Ever since I first laid my eyes on the alien ship’s commander, I've had a crush on him. Who can blame me? He's tall and gorgeous, with skin the color of midnight. He has a voice that can purr or roar and seven long tails that he really knows how to use.



I know I can't have him. I've never even spoken to him. But when an incident renders the commander unconscious, I have no choice but to take him to my remote hunting cabin.



Instead of cooperating, the commander thinks he's been abducted. Now, I have a pissed-off alien on the loose in the Canadian wilderness wearing my Snuggie.



I need to find him or risk losing my job and starting an interplanetary conflict—among other things.



What I don't know is that finding him will cost me my heart.



Contains mature themes.