My Dog Is Better Than Your Dog
Publisher: Brilliance Audio
Date: August 2016
Duration: 2 hours 57 minutes
You're thinking that just because I love crime fighters, vampires, and dogs, I made up the whole thing about having a crime-fighting vampire dog.
Well, I didn't. It's all true. This story is so crazy that I don't think ANYBODY could have made it up. Not even Elroy Evans, writer of the greatest vampire books ever, or Stanley Murdock, creator of the greatest police show ever.
The truth is that my dog, Abby, totally
1) saved me from my slightly crazy babysitter;
2) helped me become friends with an actual, human girl; and
3) stopped evil criminal masterminds in my very own backyard!