Never Fake Date a Vampire: A Fake Dating, Enemies to Lovers, Vampire Romance

Narrated by Shane East and Lili Valente

Darcy Blackmore, head of the Blackmore vampire clan, is bossy, arrogant, insufferable, and…insanely hot.

And I hate that about him!

I hate it almost as much as the fact that he’s the only person who can help me save my family.

My sweet sister is days away from marrying Darcy’s brother in a loveless vampire wedding she says will keep our family safe. I say she’s making the biggest mistake of her life.

But Nightfall prophecy demands a witch-vampire marriage—or my family loses everything.

Darcy’s solution?

We fake-date.

Convince our siblings they don’t have to sacrifice themselves on the marriage altar. Stop the wedding. And figure out how to outsmart an ancient prophecy later.

Doable. Maybe...

Except fake dating Darcy quickly turns into hate-banging Darcy.

And the more time I spend with the town’s ruthlessly charming vampire king, the harder it becomes to ignore his secretly soft side… or the very real connection between us.

But if this fake relationship stops being fake... If Darcy and I crash and burn, I’m not just risking my heart.

I could lose my family, my future, and the only place that's ever felt like home.

Never Fake-Date a Vampire is a spicy paranormal romcom featuring fake dating, enemies-to-lovers chaos, grumpy vampire energy, forced proximity, and one very inconvenient attraction.

Gilmore Girls meets True Blood—with all the spice. Formerly titled Bad Blood.