New Spark

Take one wizard-that's me-add a hot female vampire, give them a nice place in the country and what do you get? Paradise. Heaven on earth.

So, of course, someone decided to go spoil it. No, it wasn't me, not this time.

The Hidden world is in chaos, and apparently I'm the one that's supposed to deal with it!

Smart trolls, even smarter vampires-and not the nice ones like Kate-witches on the rampage, inebriated gremlins, and imps intent on causing nuclear Armageddon, they have all combined to ruin my perfect life. I'm not even going to mention the chicken.

Well, I'm Faz Pound . . . Okay, you know the rest by now! If they want trouble I'll give it to them.

Honest, I just want to live a quiet life. Although, you know, not too quiet.