Nice Is Just a Place in France: How to Win at Basically Everything

Unabridged Audiobook

Written By: The Betches

Narrated By: Arika Rapson

Publisher: Tantor Media

Date: June 2013

Duration: 8 hours 51 minutes


The creators of the popular blog share their secrets to success in this humorous, must-listen guide.

Look, maybe you're a nice girl, but we're guessing you're more like us or you probably wouldn't have picked up this book. Not that we have a problem with girls who are nice people. But being nice is just not the way to get what you want. And this book is about getting what you want. Not in a finding happiness, giving back to the world, being grateful for what you have sort of way. But in a ruling your world, being the most desired, powerful badass in the room way, so you can come out on top of any situation: guys, career, friends, enemies, whatever.

How does a betch make that happen?

Here are some highlights:


We didn't come up with these life lessons. We're just the ones who wrote it all down. This is not self-help. Self-help is for fat people and divorcées. This is how to deal with your problems when you have no problems. You're welcome.


  • Anna Tarnowska

    A total waste of brain cells! Save time and money and skip this book. I'd rather poke my eye out than finish it!