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Nobody Wants Your Sh*t: The Art of Decluttering Before You Die

Author:
Messie Condo
Read by:
Hillary Huber
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Ratings
Book
83
Narrator
22
Release Date
February 28, 2023
Duration
3 hours 2 minutes
Summary
Inspired by The Gentle Art of Swedish Death Cleaning, this book will light a fire under your untidy ass with humor and helpful organizing tips that you’ll actually want to use. Like a delightfully foul-mouthed best friend, this book dishes out the funny, unpretentious advice you need to hear most. You’ll discover how to deal with your sh*t like there’s no tomorrow, live in the moment without the f*cking mess, and make your life and your eventual death a hell of a lot easier. With this witty guide, you’ll learn how to -ditch the d*mn indecision -get your sh*t together and feel fantastic -give your busy family a f*cking break -and more! Whether you’re getting ready to move in, move on, or just move your ass, Nobody Wants Your Sh*t will help you take control of your f*cking life.
Reviews
Profile Avatar Anonymous Jan 2024

Humorous and insightful book providing a swift kick in butt to get your stuff under control. Narrator sounded like a robot though, would have been funnier if the narrator had been more personable.

Profile Avatar NAM Oct 2025

I like this book. It’s hard to look in the mirror and be true to myself, after this book. SHE IS EXACTLY CORRECT. I will and have been cleaning up my mess and very concerned about my behaviour. I’m not leaving it for others to do, when I’m gone. It’s very rewarding to declutter too. NAM.

Profile Avatar Sarah S. Oct 2025

There is just no need for so much swearing and I didn't find the book helpful at all, more of a rant by the author than anything.

Profile Avatar Goodwill5515 Oct 2025

This book is great and hilarious! It has me doing all kinds of projects around the house. Loved it!

Profile Avatar John S. Oct 2025

Vulgar language ruined what could have been an interesting book.

Profile Avatar Jamie S. Oct 2025

Lots of really good tips and tactics for an effective strategy of purposeful reduction. I was surprised by the amount of profanity in the book: even given the title, there were times when it felt like the author was using profanity just because she could rather than because it naturally lent itself to the situation she was describing. I ultimately found it a little distracting, and while that didn't keep me from benefiting from the information, I could easily see some prospective readers being so turned off that they opted not to continue the book. Book. Presumably, the author found that potential loss to be balanced out by the potential gain of keeping the attention of other readers, and good on her. Nonetheless, for myself, the result was a four rather than five star experience.

Profile Avatar Anonymous Nov 2024

Did not like this, way too much needless swearing

Profile Avatar Anonymous May 2024

Was very repetitive and 'grade school level'. My download started skipping two thirds of the way through like a bad vinyl record.

Profile Avatar Christin T. Feb 2024

Enjoyed the narrator’s gravely voice. Relatable and relevant to me as I am currently in the process of moving. Helped fuel me to get rid of a lot of clutter and things I don’t need to move.

Profile Avatar Anonymous Feb 2024

a lot of swearing

Profile Avatar Niki B. Feb 2024

While I gave the narrator two stars, it actually belongs to the writer of the book. Overuse of the word fucking made this a very unpleasant read.

Profile Avatar Anonymous Jan 2024

very repetitive and too much swearing.

Nobody Wants Your Sh*t: The Art of Decluttering Before You Die

Nobody Wants Your Sh*t: The Art of Decluttering Before You Die

Author: Messie Condo
Read by: Hillary Huber
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