What's worse than getting an iced caramel macchiato spilled down the front of your shirt? Forgetting to lock the bathroom door when you go change...
'NO, THANK YOU!'
That's the best I could come up with when I realized the bathroom door had just swung open. With little old me standing out in the open in my birthday suit.
But Satan himself must've invented these insanely loud hand dryers. Because the man strolls right on in.
'Do you have no manners?' I demand.
'More than you, it seems.' He gives me an up-down that misses absolutely nothing. 'But,' he adds, 'I've got an idea.'
Then he does something I never saw coming.
He locks the bathroom door behind him.
Offside Devil is the first book in the Phoenix Angels Hockey duet. The story continues in book two, Offside Angel.