My husband and I are desperate to use the toy he got us for Christmas, so much so that we don’t wait for our lodger Louise to go to sleep. I’m trying not to moan but it’s just too hard, and that’s when Louise catches us.

She’s eager to try our new toy and I’m keen to too, so much so that I don’t care if she watches! Listen as I take my husband, before he gives her his thickness too.