People Born In March

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.

Did you know, for example, that people who were born on March 4 of leap years or March 5 common years are not only people-pendulums subject to fluctuations, which lead them to completely opposite states, typical 'double bottom' people, but also are real sexual maniacs? Did you know that they have hypertrophied sexual needs and in sex are like sewing machines: they can 'stitch' all day and night?

Did you know that people who were born on March 9th of leap years or March 10th of common years are like giant ovens: they diligently study various philosophical, religious, psychological, scientific and cultural systems only in order to 'burn' it all later on saying: 'This is nonsense?' Also, did you know that they can get anyone drunk; that is—bring to the state of alcoholism?

Hence the question: are you sure that you know people, whom you think you know as your own self? Yes, of course, you know them, if we take word-play into account. You really do know them, like you know yourself—that is: just as bad! You know your own and other people's masks and roles, but that is all. You do not believe this? Then, open this book and see for yourself!

This book is for those people, who are fed up with 'horoscopism,' who are tired of listening to nonsense about themselves and other people from psychologists or their 'all-knowing' relatives, friends and acquaintances. It will help you save not just some time in your life, but your whole life because otherwise you will spend your entire life on something that is a priori impossible. And, it is impossible not because you are idiots, but because Homo sapiens cannot fully know themselves and other people without an external (and, most importantly, objective) source...