Mac

Last year, I only wanted three things out of life: a good time, a date with Wonder Woman, and a shot at playing and singing in the same Superbowl. This year, I can’t bring myself to care. Until Blue. The quiet girl with the rainbow hair refuses to let me suffer alone, and I’m starting to think losing everything is worth finding her.

Blue

I will not sleep with my best friend’s ex. I will not sleep with my best friend’s ex. I will not sleep with my best friend’s ex. Even if she leaves and he needs a friend. Even if he agrees to tutor me in dating. Even if no one makes me feel the way Mac does with a simple look. That’s the deal. Friends without benefits. Strictly platonic. Doomed from the start.