A Predicament

'A Predicament' is a humorous short story by Edgar Allan Poe, usually combined with its companion piece 'How to Write a Blackwood Article'. It was originally titled 'The Scythe of Time'. The paired stories parody the Gothic sensation tale, popular in England and America since the early 19th century.
The story follows a female narrator, Signora Psyche Zenobia. While walking through 'the goodly city of Edina' with her 5-inch-tall (130 mm) poodle and her 3-foot-tall (0.91 m) black servant, Pompey, she is drawn to a large Gothic cathedral. At the steeple, Zenobia sees a small opening she wishes to look through. Standing on Pompey's shoulders, she pushes her head through the opening, realizing she is in the face of a giant clock...