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President Me: The America That's In My Head

Abridged Audiobook

Written By: Adam Carolla

Narrated By: Adam Carolla

Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers

Date: May 2014

Duration: 6 hours 2 minutes


My fellow Americans,

President John F. Kennedy once famously said, "Hey, is that blond intern eighteen yet?" He also said, "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country."

We've changed a lot since JFK asked us all to pitch in. We've become a nation of narcissistic, yoga-mat-toting, service-dog-having, absentee dads and gluten-free, hand-wringing, hypochondriac moms of overcaffeinated (yet somehow still lazy) twerking tweens. And our government is an inept bureaucracy incapable of doing anything except getting in our wallets and in our way.

That is why I, Adam Carolla, hereby declare myself Candidate Carolla. President Me is my manifesto, my vision for a better place . . . free of Big Government, barefoot fliers, lazy hipsters who'd rather "Occupy" than work, and the other things that are bringing our country down. With my cabinet appointees, my list of worthy and necessary presidential ManDates, and tons of great ideas for fixing our health care, education, energy, and even national parks systems . . . behold an America we can be proud of. The America I see in MY HEAD.

You're welcome in advance.


  • Michael H

    Another great book from the Aceman.

  • dana Maxson

    If you are a daily listener of the pod cast, you are familiar with the rants in this book. I love The Aceman, but was bummed that this is not new material.

  • daniel castaneda

    If you are an avid listener of ACS and classic loveline you aren't going to be impressed. Its mostly just a huge list of complaints that are still fresh in our mind. As a huge fan and daily listener many things in this book got redundant.