Unabridged Audiobook
It's pronounced "Apple-AT-cha." Not "Apple-AY-cha" like the narrator does (first time I've heard that one), and never, ever "Apple-AY-sha." Anything else is forgotten because this mistake is SO distracting.
Really rates as ZERO
Story was pretty good, however narrators accent was so heavy couldn’t understand half of what she was saying.
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