**Now a major TV series starring Lenny Rush, Sian Clifford and Tom Davis**


Welcome to the village of Katchem-by-the-Throat, where vampires have ruled for hundreds of years.




Valentine, the vampire prince, has a terrible secret – he doesn't like blood! He prefers chips and a small glass of red…




His startling confession leaves King Victor with a royal ruckus on his hands. Can a vampire who prefers chips to necks ever find his place in the world? And what other surprises does Valentine have up his cape?




A fang-tastic tale packed with ghoulish intrigue, vampire magic and lots of laughs!