Rift Rangers - Volume 1: The Adventures of Captain Klondike

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.

The multiverse is broken. Unfortunately, so is the guy sent to fix it.

Captain David 'Klondike' Marshall never expected to leave Earth. He was an ordinary man with an extraordinary knack for stumbling into trouble—until the Interdimensional Peace Corps plucked him out of his life and dropped him into the center of a cosmic war. Restored to a younger body but still carrying the weight of his years, Klondike is as bewildered by his new role as he is determined not to screw it up.

But destiny doesn't wait for readiness. A rift at the edge of the galaxy has unleashed the Pattern Pirates, outlaws who thrive on bending timelines and exploiting paradoxes. Their motives are unclear, their technology is dangerous, and their captain seems to know more about Klondike than he should. To stop them, Klondike must assemble a crew as mismatched as the timelines they're sworn to protect.

Together, they're the Rift Rangers: an accidental team charged with policing the fractures of space-time and holding back chaos itself. The trouble is, they can barely hold themselves together. Between near-mutinies, ship-board mishaps, temporal anomalies, and the looming threat of an enemy who knows their every move, Klondike must prove that a man who never wanted command might be the only one capable of saving reality.

Fast-paced, funny, and full of heart, Rift Rangers: Volume One is a genre-bending sci-fi comedy adventure that blends the wit of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy with the found-family charm of Guardians of the Galaxy. It's a story about second chances, broken people trying to do the right thing, and the absurdity of being human—even when the fate of the universe is on the line.

If you like sarcastic banter, cosmic conspiracies, and underdogs facing impossible odds, step aboard. The Rangers are waiting.