Never get so drunk that you end up posting on social media that you want your best friend to marry you. You might get kidnapped and flown away in a private jet to get hitched to said best friend.



The best friend who took your V-card in college and promised to marry you if you were still single in ten years . . . The best friend who made you come so Unicorntastically that it ruined you for all other men . . . The best friend you did not talk to in ten years and is now a big a$$ billionaire . . .



So, now he wants to make good on his decade old promise and marry me . . . without my freaking approval!!



This Geekalicious Billionaire is bent on seducing the woman who got away whether she wants it or not.



Contains mature themes.