Ahoy, fellow lovers of all things tropical and naughty! I present to you: "Seven Lonely Castaways: A Gilligan's Island Parody for Adults Only." This fun and steamy tale features everyone's favorite island castaways as you've never experienced them before! Along with the skipper, his first mate, the millionaire and his wife, and the professor are two of the most beautiful and lusted-after lovelies in the history of television...that is to say: one luscious redheaded movie star and one sweet and tempting little farmgirl extraordinaire! Well, what would it be like to make sweet love with either of these legendary island princesses? You are about to experience "tropical paradise" of a whole other order as we venture to a place where the TV cameras of yesteryear-or any year-were never allowed to go!