Si-cology 1: Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty’s Favorite Uncle
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Narrated By: ,
Publisher: Simon & Schuster
Date: September 2013
Duration: 4 hours 43 minutes
Si Robertson has become a surprising favorite on A&E's record-breaking show, Duck Dynasty. Known for his tall tales, his quirky sayings, and his animated presence, Uncle Si (the brother of patriarch Phil Robertson) has a limitless supply of stories about his childhood, his days in Vietnam, and his status as a duck hunter. Now the best of those tales are gathered into this roaring book that will keep his fans laughing and retelling his stories to all their friends. Si will tell the story of the more than twenty-five marriage proposals he's received in the mail (some with photos!), how he came to use his green tupperware cup for his ever-present sweet tea, and how his cigarette smoke (he's since quit smoking) made a deer cough. Also included in his stories will be accounts including his wife and two children--who are never seen and rarely mentioned on the show.
Alternating between a story, a photo, and a quote, this book has the feel of the popular book The Bro Code. Si's zany one-liners include sayings, like "These hands are so fast, I can get your wallet before you know it. In a minute, you'll be standing there buck naked and won't know what hit you," "Look here—if it wasn't for my tripped knee, I'd be playing in the NBA today," "I've always been a ladies man!" and of course, "Hey, Jack!"
Die-hard fans and curious newbys alike will be thoroughly entertained by this hilarious collection.