'It’s you and it’s you and it’s always been you.'

Catholic priest and exorcist Joe Bruno has been nursing a secret crush. All he can think about is too-sexy-for-words, demon-killing art historian Percy Ashdown.

One cataclysmic night, when Joe realizes Percy's about to slip from his grasp forever, he's forced to lay his cards on Percy's table. What Joe doesn't know is that Percy's dreamed of this moment since the day they met, and quicker than he can say Hail Mary, Percy whisks Joe away to Europe on the holiday of a lifetime.

The only problem is, Percy's living a double life. While he's determined to keep his dark side hidden, secrets soon start catching up with them. Before he knows it, the two are mired in crime, blood, and zombies.

As each disaster falls at their feet, Percy's hapless and hilarious attempts to pretend to be good pull them both deeper into a web of lies, leaving Joe wondering, has he made the worst mistake of his life? Or could Percy really be the happy ending Joe's dreamed of?



Sinful Crimes for the Artistically Inclined is the fast burn, high steam, ride or die, action-packed, elegant, and occasionally horrifying supernatural adventure.



Contains mature themes.