The Slob's Guide to the Perfect Job

Wisdom, Wheels, and Wit: Embark on This Year's Most Rib-Tickling Ride!

In a world where conformity is the norm, Brad stands out—a 41-year-old proud slob with an unyielding spirit. But life has a twist in store when a mysterious Indian guru gifts him an extraordinary power: the ability to cycle nonstop without ever growing tired.

Almost overnight, Brad becomes a media sensation as he is picked up by a pro cycling team, courted by beautiful women, and targeted by rivals out to prove him a cheat.

With his world in upheaval and the treacherous, snow-capped slopes of the Giro d’Italia fast approaching, Brad is faced with a dilemma. Can he stay true to his philosophy of Slobbism amidst the high-octane world of competitive sports?

And when challenges arise, will his lack of cycling experience lead to humiliation and catastrophe? Or can he somehow find a way to triumph in a world where even his teammates seem out to get him?

Embark on an uplifting journey filled with humor, heart, and the timeless quest for meaning. A novel for dreamers, rebels, and anyone who dares to seek beyond the monotony of a 9-5 grind.