Squatchnado!: 300mph terror!

A tornado is the most destructive weather phenomenon in nature. It can pick up trees, trucks, cows, and homes. It can destroy towns and forests, empty rivers and lakes, and shred anything made by man or nature smaller than a mountain. It can travel 50 miles or more, with winds reaching 300 miles per hour, dealing violence, death and destruction to everything in its path.

Sasquatch. The greatest predator to prowl the mountains of North America since the disappearance of Smilodon fatalis, the saber-tooth cat. Civilization has pushed them to the edge, but they're still out there, hiding, watching, making countless campers, tourists, and unlucky hikers vanish every year.

Can anyone, ANYTHING, survive the bloody gale of SQUATCHNADO!?