A heartwarming coming-of-age story that will leave you in stitches . . .

Hopes for High School:
1. Gina confesses she’s madly in love with me.
2. Dad teaches me to drive and buys me a Land Rover.
3. I’m the first freshman ever voted homecoming king.

Realistic Hopes for High School:
1. Gina doesn’t totally blow me off.
2. Dad lets me sit in the front seat of his car.
3. I don’t get thrown into a dumpster.

With its hilarious musings on life, love, and other disasters, the complete journal of Michael “Storky” Pomerantz’s freshman year of high school is a riotous journey into the mind of your average teenager. In no time, you’ll be rooting for Michael to lose the nickname and win the girl.