Tainted Love Valentine Cruise

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.

It’s Valentine’s Day aboard the Emerald Queen of the Seas! A swingers’ convention meets a conservative marriage retreat, and love isn’t the only thing in the air. Some couples swap more than Valentine’s cards—and when a relationship expert takes a fatal dive into the chocolate fountain, someone’s swapping murder for romance.

Trixie and the gang are exploring the British Isles and France—and so is a killer.

Join the fun as they enjoy excursions to Stonehenge, Blarney Castle, and beautiful Paris!

My name is Trixie Troublefield Baxter, and I’m setting sail on my much-anticipated Valentine’s cruise with my devastatingly handsome husband Ransom. All I wanted was ten days of champagne, chocolate fountains, and zero corpses. But when a relationship therapist takes a fatal dive into the chocolate fountain on our very first night, my romantic escape turns into homicide investigation faster than you can say till death do us part.

The Emerald Queen of the Seas is hosting two very different groups—traditional marriage counselors preaching monogamy and progressive lifestyle enthusiasts who believe sharing is caring—especially when it comes to spouses. When these opposing philosophies collide over canapés and champagne, someone decides murder is the ultimate relationship advice.

With my octogenarian sidekicks Bess and Nettie causing international incidents at every port, a ghostly widower offering cryptic clues, and enough romantic drama to sink the ship, I’ve got my hands full. Between dodging swingers, solving murders, and trying to keep my friends from being banned from World Heritage Sites, this Valentine’s cruise is turning into anything but a love boat.

Midlife on the high seas is proving to be murder.