Teachers vs Aliens vs the Kids!

SHORTLISTED FOR THE WEEK JUNIOR BOOKS AWARDS 2026

ALIENS HAVE INVADED LITTLE OAK SCHOOL!

When a school assembly is interrupted by an ALIEN INVASION, bookworm Finley Swinnerton finds himself catapulted into an unlikely quest to save the planet, humanity and even Derek the school Guinea Pig!

Join Finley for an OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD adventure as he grapples with alien assassins, cowardly headmasters and intergalactic overlords in a tale of slime, grime and PE teachers past their prime.

Get ready for the cosmic clash of the century... It’s TEACHERS versus ALIENS... versus THE KIDS!

'Hilarious, imaginative and uplifting. Absolutely brilliant! You won't want to put it down. The funniest children’s book in the galaxy!' Russell Howard

'I knew Steve was a very funny stand up but it turns out he’s a very funny kids author too. And wonderful illustrations. Bravo!' Lee Mack

'Steve Williams oozes top drawer comedy brilliance. He makes me wish I could be a kid again, just to read this book. Child me would have adored it!' Kerry Godliman

'Warning: this book will cause uncontrollable giggling... Hilarious, packed with heart and impossible to put down, Teachers vs Aliens is laugh-out-loud reading for any kid who's ever dreamed of saving the world before lunchtime, and for any grown-up who secretly wished their school days had been this exciting!' Ian Moore