The explosively-funny and festive new picture book from the creators of the award-winning Sh*gged. Married. Annoyed podcast!

“Poor Santa looked around and got such a fright.

In all of his years, he’d never seen such a sight.

The wave of poo CRASHED down around him.

He closed his eyes, held his breath, and got ready for the swim.”

The Randal Family are back, and this time it’s Christmas Eve! When Ralph and Robert spot Santa delivering presents, it is too much excitement for Ralph and his botty starts to rumble . . . 

Will a POONAMI take over Christmas, or will Santa be able to sprinkle some festive magic and help avoid disaster?

Festive bedtime fun, brought to life in POOTASTIC colour from illustrator Paula Bowles.