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This American Woman: A One-In-A-Billion Memoir

Author:
Zarna Garg
Read by:
Zarna Garg
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Ratings
Book
29
Narrator
16
Release Date
April 29, 2025
Duration
8 hours 15 minutes
Summary
Award-winning comedian Zarna Garg turns her astonishing life story into a hilarious memoir, spilling all the chai on her wild ride from escaping an arranged marriage and homelessness in India to carving her own path in America and launching a dazzling second act in midlife.

“A deeply honest and hilarious book about how you always win if you bet on yourself.”—Amy Poehler

Throughout Zarna’s whole childhood in India, everyone called her “so American” just for reading the newspaper, having deep thoughts, and talking back to anyone over the age of thirty. When Zarna’s dad tried to marry her off at age fourteen, Zarna fled—first to the streets of Mumbai and ultimately to the glittering paradise of Akron, Ohio, where she got to become American for real.

On Zarna’s very American quest to find herself and her calling, she threw herself wholeheartedly into roles like dog-bite lawyer, crazy perfectionist stay-at-home mom, Indian matchmaker, prizewinning screenwriter, and more. It wasn’t until a dare led her to a stand-up comedy open mic that Zarna finally found her spiritual home: getting paid cold hard cash for her big fat mouth.

And as Zarna discovered, after surviving the brutal streets of Mumbai, the cutthroat world of stand-up comedy is nothing.

This American Woman is an exuberant story of fighting for your right to determine your own destiny and triumphing beyond what you ever dreamed was possible. Zarna’s mantra becomes a call to action: It’s never too late. If Zarna can do it, you can, too.

Bonus content! At the end of the program, hear from Zarna's sons Brij and Veer about losing their Mom to comedy, but finding each other. Experience Shalabh's front row seat watching his wife take flight in mid-life. If you think you cried enough during the memoir, you're not done yet!
Reviews
Profile Avatar mrenee76 May 2025

I LOVED THIS BOOK!! I laughed, I cried, I learned so much. Zarna is absolutely hilarious, brilliant, inspiring and a such a real human who reminds me not to take life so seriously. Everyone has struggles, some more than others, and we all have an opportunity to turn lead into gold. We always have a choice of what we do with challenging circumstances. READ THIS BOOK!

Profile Avatar Gretchen B. Jun 2026

Loved this book! Zarna narrating her own book is perfect!

Profile Avatar Ofra G. Feb 2026

This is an inspiring and engaging life story written by an exceptionally talented woman who has built a remarkable career as a comedian. I have followed Zarna on social media for quite some time and consistently find her humor sharp, relatable, and genuinely hilarious. Zarna’s journey is a testament to strength, resilience, and determination. Her dedication and courage are truly admirable, and her story powerfully illustrates that success is not limited by age—when you set your mind to something, you can achieve it at any stage of life. I deeply admire both her and her family for their unwavering support and strength. I had the pleasure of attending one of her shows in Fort Lauderdale last Sunday, and it was an absolute delight. She was not only incredibly funny on stage but also warm and gracious in person when I had the opportunity to meet her. I am already looking forward to her next book and to following her continued success.

Profile Avatar Anonymous Feb 2026

So entertaining! Absolutely a book I would want everyone I know to read. I loved it. The end.

Profile Avatar Jodi P. Jan 2026

I absolutely loved this book! It was intimate and hilarious all in one. I learned some things to about her culture family and how strong she is. Great listen. I am going to watch her show on streaming this week.

Profile Avatar Anonymous Dec 2025

wonderful

Profile Avatar Anonymous Sep 2025

Funny, heartbreaking, and inspiring

Profile Avatar Anonymous Sep 2025

Really entertaining. I looked forward to listening to it everyday. So funny and inspiring.

Profile Avatar Z Aug 2025

So funny! Loved her perspective. I laughed, I cried, I called my mom.

Profile Avatar Velizar P. Jul 2025

Fun.Different.Unexpected.

Profile Avatar ANJALI P. Jun 2025

No words to express… fabulous

This American Woman: A One-In-A-Billion Memoir

This American Woman: A One-In-A-Billion Memoir

Author: Zarna Garg
Read by: Zarna Garg
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