TO CONQUER THE CALANDRIAN MALANDRIAS: Un Mes de Deliciosas Recetas

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.

The most absurd and hilarious conquest in history has begun!

Join Pélopez, an eccentric dreamer of a conqueror with a coffin-shaped boat, on his epic and ridiculous mission to conquer the Calandrian Malandrias.

With a loyal orangutan, striking sailors, tiny islands, and pay negotiations in the middle of a conquest, this children’s book full of humor and surreal situations will delight both kids and adults.

Perfect for reading aloud, sharing as a family, or simply laughing at the madness of misadventure.


- Protagonist: Pélopez, a stubborn conqueror.
- Companions: an orangutan and a crew of sailors.
- Vessel: a coffin-shaped wooden boat.
- Goal: to conquer the mysterious Calandrian Malandrias.
- Tone: humorous and absurd.
- Challenges: failed landings, sailor strikes, tiny islands.
- Ending: Pélopez loses his title, but not his adventurous spirit.

'Part of the series Le Malandrias Calandriais, this audiobook is an invitation to come aboard for a sonic adventure that blends the magic of oral storytelling with the charm of theater for the ears.'