Tom Skeller - The Good Deputy: A Classic Western

'Them stupid prohibition puritans, can't even let good men drink their alcohol in peace! It's a crying shame, I tell you! Can't you do nothing about it, Deputy?' the bounty hunter asked.

'I'm just the deputy of town, Bounty Hunter. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them. I'm not even the head law enforcer round here. That's Sheriff Woode's job.

'If you ask me, Sheriff Woode's a mite too puritanical for his own good. Men like us should be able to drink when and where we can.'