The Tome of Bill Series - Volume 1: Books 1 - 4

IT’S HARD TO LIVE FOREVER WHEN EVERYONE WANTS YOU DEAD.

Get ready to die laughing with the first FOUR novels of the hilarious Tome of Bill series – over 30 hours of epic horror comedy that will leave you thirsting for more.

Gamer and programmer Bill Ryder was a normal guy who never once imagined the abnormal horrors lurking just out of sight in the shadows. Now this dateless dork is a vampire, trapped in a world of ancient terrors who are stronger, faster, and a hell of a lot cooler than he is. He’ll have to survive bloodthirsty beasts, endless undead bureaucracy, and more, all while trying to build some semblance of a social life.

BILL THE VAMPIRE

Bill Ryder used to enjoy D&D, cold beer, and not getting his ass kicked by monsters. Sadly, that all came to an end the night he met Sally, a blonde bombshell with a sharp wit and even sharper teeth. Now he's a vampire, surrounded by undead pricks who'd like nothing better than to put him out of their misery.

SCARY DEAD THINGS

One of the most powerful vampires in the world wants Bill Ryder’s head. A pint-sized princess wants the rest of him. Alas, it's not clear which fate is worse.

THE MOURNING WOODS

A war is brewing between the vampires and bigfoot, ancient enemies since the dawn of time. If it can’t be stopped, the veil will be lifted and all of humanity’s darkest nightmares will be unleashed.

HOLIER THAN THOU

On the eve of war, The Icon – legendary enemy of the vampire race – has arisen. There’s just one small catch: Bill Ryder is in love with her. Panic is about to break out within the ranks of the undead and Bill is caught smack dab in the middle of it.

Join Bill in these laugh-out-loud tales of monsters and middle-fingered mayhem. If you enjoy The Dresden Files, The Nate Temple series, or The Preternatural Chronicles, then you’ll want to DIE laughing with The Tome of Bill.

And when you're finished, be sure to check out books 5 - 8 for more of Bill's adventures.