This audiobook is narrated by an AI Voice. Trevor is part of an elite squad of aliens from Alpha Centauri—the Super Ninja Alien Robot Monsters—the strongest, meanest and, possibly, dumbest life-forms in the Galaxy. Trevor's mission: Destroy Earth. The problem is ... he doesn't really want to. He can't tell anyone this, of course, or he'd be banished to the outer reaches of the Universe. So, together with his misfit invasion force, Trevor undertakes the long journey to Earth, all the while trying to figure out how he can possibly make this 'unfailable' mission fail. ... this is his self-illustrated diary of the events that took place. Suitable for both boys and girls aged 7-99 (it's too radical for anyone over 100).