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Nicholas Turturro , Richard Portnow , Katee Sackhoff , Renée Taylor , Rob Roy Fitzgerald , William Sadler , Saverio Guerra , Devon Conrad , Vincent Pastore , Don McManus , Michael Rosenbaum , C. Thomas Howell , Louis Lombardi , Jesse Spencer , PJ Byrne , Corey Landis , a full cast , Kris Carr , Curtis Armstrong , Bill Mumy , John Kapelos , Patton Oswalt , Bill Smitrovich , Jeffrey Combs , Adam Arkin , Anthony LaPaglia , Barry Bostwick , David Strathairn