Uncle John Goes to Washington

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.

“One zombie. One mission. One bite at Capitol Hill.”


Uncle John Goes to Washington

By John A. Russo


They tried to bury him. Now he’s back—and running for Congress.


In a world teetering on the brink of political absurdity and social unrest, one unexpected candidate steps into the spotlight: Uncle John—a resurrected zombie with a heart of gold, a brain that still works (mostly), and a mission to make democracy undead again.


When Uncle John regains his ability to speak, he doesn’t just rejoin society—he shakes it to its core. From viral town hall videos to a Capitol Hill campaign filled with conspiracy, corruption, and supernatural sabotage, John’s journey is both hilarious and harrowing. With a ragtag team of allies—including a vampire bodyguard, a hacker prodigy, and a PR strategist with nerves of steel—he sets out to prove that justice isn’t just for the living.


But powerful enemies want him silenced. And they’re not above unleashing dark science, dirty politics, and the undead elite to stop him.


A razor-sharp political satire packed with suspense, wit, and surprisingly heartfelt moments, Uncle John Goes to Washington delivers a bold message wrapped in brains, ballots, and bite.