Hi, it’s me, Unicorn. You must remember me—I can fly, make it rain cupcakes, and turn things
into gold!
Nothing? (Sigh.)
Today was the first day of school, and I was expecting to make a big splash. But no one’s paying
attention. I have to get my mojo back!
I know—I’ll re-create myself as a new, cooler Unicorn. This is gonna be big! My friend Goat will
be so impressed. He loves it when I bring the glitter. No one will ever forget me—the great,
magical UNICORN!
Wait, are you even listening? What’s that you’re playing with?
No, not you, too! It’s just a rubber band!!!