Hi, I’m Goat.

 

Things were just fine around here until UNICORN showed up.

 

So what if he can fly?

 

Or make it rain cupcakes?

 

And turn stuff into gold?

 

Big deal.

 

I can do some cool stuff too, like …

 

Hey! What are you doing? Why are you opening the book?

 

He’s just going to tell you how great he is. Blah, blah, blah.

 

Go ahead. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.

 

Dopey Unicorn.