The instant New York Times bestseller from the TikTok creator of 'Texts from my College Freshman.'



When Chip Leighton started sharing the funny, weird, crazy things his kids said and texted, he quickly learned he was not alone. Since launching, his channel has become the go-to support group for adults with teenagers in their lives. Parents worldwide use Leighton's posts to laugh, commiserate, and share their own kids' classics, like 'Do I have Medicare?' and 'Where do I buy pasta water?' or 'Don't wear mom jeans to my school again.' In this debut collection, Leighton showcases hundreds of these gems, plus plenty of tongue-in-cheek advice.



This enhanced audiobook includes exclusive bonus content from two series on the author's social media platform: 'Things I don't recommend if you have teenagers' and 'Things I've apologized to my teenagers for.'