I ate leftover cupcakes and cracked macarons for breakfast.
I was ninety percent sure he simply ate up girls like me.
I was covered in paint splatters, cake batter, and sweat the first time I met him.
He was covered in badass tattoos and a smile that seemed to hold a secret I would never figure out.
Rule number 1 was never, under any circumstances, fall for the man who I wrote my lease check to.
So, I tucked him away in the "Fantasize Only" compartment of my brain and called it a day.
But he didn't make it easy.
He was arrogant, funny, and the biggest flirt I had ever met.
Most of the time, I didn't know if I was just a game to him.
If I didn't know better, I'd say he was on a mission to ruin my life.
And maybe my heart, too.