Where To Sir?

This is a book of funny true stories from my time working as a chauffer and managing apartments in Los Angeles, it was an interesting time indeed and seldom boring. Just a few stories to mention like having water thrown through my windows, a hatchet held to my neck, people getting stabbed not to mention the earthquakes fires floods and riots. Getting lost while driving famous people around LA in my Limo was fun too. Well, the first guy I drove called me a clueless dimwit imbecile and asked me to pull over and let him drive saying he couldn't do a worse job than me, I got the feeling that he wasn't happy with me, Having one of the most famous politician in the world in my limo on another occasion while driving from mansion to mansion and being asked at one gate who was in the car and I was unable to answer because his name went right out of my head.

I've never had a good memory for names, I met a guy I had known for about six months in the middle of town one day and asked him, your name is Tom isn't it? 'NO Paul' he replied, 'Gerry, isn't it'? he asked me, no Brian I replied, Tom and Gerry, hope you enjoy the book.